A recent study by British gas station security firm Forecourt Eye finds that drivers in the United Kingdom have collectively stolen about £194,000 worth of gas from stations nationwide every day in the last 5+ months since convicted felon President Trump started his illegal war with Iran and fucked up fuel supplies for pretty much every single person on Earth and not just the 77 million Americans stupid and/or amoral enough to have returned the deranged tyrant to power, the BBC reports.
The firm also found numerous instances of “abuse, intimidation and violence from frustrated customers,” raging over price increases that were, again, wrought not by British government policy or business decisions made by the gas stations, but Trump’s feckless attack on Iran and subsequent state of disarray from his inability to conquer the belligerent Islamic dictatorship. It also might help if UK gas stations would just require payment before drivers start pumping. That’s just smart business sense irrespective of any global price spike and it’s simply weird how that isn’t already a thing.