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Republican Congressman’s intern killed in DC shooting

Eric Tarpinian-Jachym, 21, an intern in the office of Kansas Congressman Ron Estes, was killed in Northwest DC on Monday night in a shooting that, per Roll Call, cops are calling a random crime.

And yeah, if this were a MAGA site and Estes were a Democrat this article would IMMEDIATELY begin speculating about what kind of kompromat he had on his boss, and then within minutes decide that it had something to do with Jeffrey Epstein, George Soros, the Trilateral Commission, and so on. That Tarpinian-Jachym had already loaded everything onto a USB stick and was on his way to a meeting with Charlie Kirk and Jack Posobiec when the unknown assassin – a top wetwork professional disguised as some gangbanger who will never be caught – intercepted the kid on some dark street and put a permanent end to yet another threat to the leftist Deep State.

In reality the death of Eric, a rising senior at the University of Massachusetts Amherst where he majored in finance and minoring in political science, is a fucking tragedy no matter his politics.

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