"We probably got as good of a product as we're going to get"

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— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) July 2, 2025

Almost as amazing as this clip itself – in which spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan encourages wavering fellow Republicans to just vote yes even if the bill is complete shit – is the fact that lib journalist clip guy Aaron Rupar tweeted a shorter version minutes earlier.

Jim Jordan: "I think we probably got as good of a product as we're going to get … it's best if we just pass this and get moving and keep moving." pic.twitter.com/RxrrhspKyX

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 2, 2025

So for those keeping score at home Jim Jordan tweeted something to his fans that he thought made him look good after a liberal tweeted a shorter version in which he does not, actually, look good.

Been kind of a running theme on Wednesday:

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— GOP (@GOP) July 2, 2025

Like whyyyyyyyyy didn’t they just skip it, or paraphrase Trump, or something?

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Thank you for your attention to this matter

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