Texas state Senator Angela Paxton, the shitty country musician wife of Picasso-faced state Attorney General Ken on Thursday announced that “after 38 years of marriage, I filed for divorce on biblical grounds. I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation. But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to remain in the marriage. I move forward with complete confidence that God is always working everything together for the good of those who love Him and who are called according to His purpose,” Spectrum Local reports. Damn, the “recent discoveries” must be pretty bad since he already cheated on her for who the hell knows how long and with how many different women, lol.

Also damn that she couldn’t fucking wait until Ken beat John Cornhole Cornyn in the primary so that whatever it is could damage him in a general against a Dem. On that note, Punchbowl News reports Senate Majority Leader John Thune and the Senate Leadership Fund PAC’s hacks went to the White House on Wednesday night for a private meeting with the Orange God Emperor specifically about the Texas Senate Primary. Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman writes Trump’s political team “are letting the race play out a bit before making a decision about how/whether to engage. They want to see if the double-digit polling gap closes,” the gap being Paxton’s near-prohibitive lead. On Thursday Thune told Punchbowl’s Max Cohen simply “We’re working on it” when asked if he’s worried about Cornyn.