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WATCH LIVE: Trump announces $700 quintillion investment in US

President Trump will on Wednesday announce a $700 quintillion investment deal in the US from our trading partners across the globe who will build a giant crypto AI machine that will be the tallest building in America, some are even saying the world – biggest in the world. This investment deal which will end the deadness in our country and bring in a total of $900 octillion in money that we can use to build all sorts of new bridges and new roads for commerce in places that see very little commerce. Octillion’s a funny word, it’s surprising it even exists. It wasn’t even in our vocabulary here in America but now our country is back and new numbers, ones we haven’t even imagined before, are being used to describe these kinds of investments. It’s not even a golden age anymore it’s a platinum – or plutonium age! Plutonium… That’s a funny word because of the dog from the Mickey Mouse show people used to watch and you had the girl Mickey Mouse with the little bow…

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