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John Solomon snaps at MAGA blogger calling him and K$H out for reheating lame old “Crossfire Hurricane” spank material

Wrote Solomon wrote in a subsequent tweet: “Window bitchers didn’t do anything. Just bitched. I have been clear I don’t know whether this DOJ will do anything different. But that ain’t gonna stop me from chronicling how bad the abuses are. Keep bitching. Doesn’t affect me,”

It’s fair to question whether his account was actually hacked because this defensive, angry side of him tweeting like Laura Loomer was not known to exist publicly. Or the side that acts like he was in The Warriors, lol. Even at his most emotional when John Durham failed to vindicate all of Solomon’s fan fiction stories he still showed far more restraint and journalistic imprimatur than this.

What got Solomon so triggered by pseudonymous right wing blogger “Sundance”? Seems to be that, after pointing out that the latest fan fiction story about Adam Schiff who the hell cares was already in the MAGAverse years ago and now long outside the statute of limitations, “Sundance” writes “In 2025, understanding the public is insanely frustrated with the lack of accountability, the pretending game is now deployed by the FBI under Kash Patel, through John Solomon, to the broadcast venue of Sean Hannity. At the end of this clickbait circle-jerk is nothing. Again, no accountability, but a bunch of controlled information operatives saying, ‘Well, let’s see what the DOJ does with this now.'”

Huh. So first off it’s not verbatim what National Zero would write. Here “circle-jerk” is just “circlejerk” without the hyphen. No suspicion of plagiarism there but to drop the sarcasm holy fuck that is so goddamned funny how much EXACTLY this dude is just echoing what this site’s been saying about Solomon for years, minus the crediting any of this bullshit as actually real.

Continuing, and again, the details of what the “scandal” is don’t actually matter:

So, here’s the basic construct of how the DC game is played.

Evidence delivered from outside DC cannot be used by those who are charged with investigating corruption within DC. Evidence delivered from inside DC, goes into the system of “ongoing investigations” (special counsels) until its usefulness is exhausted by the clock-ticking. If the risk of accountability remains, the special counsels are extended until that accountability clock has expired.

Once the accountability clock has expired, if another party comes along (Kash) and releases that evidence (Solomon), the value only exists insofar as it generates clickbait income (Just News), column inches and punditry talking points (Sean Hannity) for the DC proletariat.

The Patel’s, Bondi’s, Solomon’s and Hannity’s then play this game of pretend. Packaging the corruption evidence as accountability hopium and selling it to the addicted battered conservatives.

Insert vote. Pull lever. Get hopium pellet.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Who is continuing to buy this game?

Goddamn those lame possessive apostrophes. Totally ruined it. That aside, you can kind of tell why Solomon would lose his cool over that takedown coming from his own side, stammering weakly about “bitchers” like a ninth-grader who just got humiliated in front of everyone.

Pretty fucking savage and not hurting certain people’s confirmation biases on the subject.

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