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Regime has “loyalty ratings” for corporate America: Axios

Convicted felon President Trump’s Reich keeps a “scorecard” that Axios reports rates 553 companies and trade associations on what they did to support his Big Beautiful piece of shit bill, something to consult when the lobbyists hired by these companies come knocking on the door of the White House. The “nice list” of “examples of good partners” includes Uber, DoorDash, United, Delta, AT&T, Cisco, Airlines for America, and the Steel Manufacturers Association.

A regime official tells the bullet-point news factory that the running list “helps us see who really goes out and helps vs those who just come in and pay lip service.” Examples of the “help” include sending a woman to wear a red “DoorDash Mom” t-shirt to stand behind Trump at a White House event last month to sell the “No tax on tips”, a blog post from Uber saying the same, a tweet from Cisco CEO Chuck Robbins saying he’s “encouraged by” the bill’s “corporate tax provisions,” and AT&T announcing more fiber-optic internet lines because of the “pro-investment policies” in the bill.

It’s not clear what the White House considers to be “just lip service.”

Regardless it’s an important component toward the overall advancement of the general plans for “five-in-one” development and coordinated advancement of the “Four-Pronged Comprehensive Strategy”; comprehensively improve the Party’s ability to lead United Front work in the private economy; fully strengthen the United Front work in the private economy, and educate and guide private economy practitioners to strengthen the “Four Consciousnesses,” strengthen the “Four Confidences,” achieve the “Two Upholds,” and unswervingly listen to and follow the Party so as to make greater contributions to the realization of the “Two Centenary” goals and the American Dream of the great rejuvenation of the American nation. The key requirement is to educate and guide private economy practitioners to maintain a high degree of consistency with the Party Central Committee on political positions, political directions, political principles, and political roads.

The previous paragraph was mostly plagiarized from a 2020 Chinese Communist diktat as translated by the Center for Strategic and International Studies with some very light editing/mad-libbing.

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