Categories
Uncategorized

Regime has “loyalty ratings” for corporate America: Axios

Convicted felon President Trump’s Reich keeps a “scorecard” that Axios reports rates 553 companies and trade associations on what they did to support his Big Beautiful piece of shit bill, something to consult when the lobbyists hired by these companies come knocking on the door of the White House. The “nice list” of “examples of good partners” includes Uber, DoorDash, United, Delta, AT&T, Cisco, Airlines for America, and the Steel Manufacturers Association.

A regime official tells the bullet-point news factory that the running list “helps us see who really goes out and helps vs those who just come in and pay lip service.” Examples of the “help” include sending a woman to wear a red “DoorDash Mom” t-shirt to stand behind Trump at a White House event last month to sell the “No tax on tips”, a blog post from Uber saying the same, a tweet from Cisco CEO Chuck Robbins saying he’s “encouraged by” the bill’s “corporate tax provisions,” and AT&T announcing more fiber-optic internet lines because of the “pro-investment policies” in the bill.

It’s not clear what the White House considers to be “just lip service.”

Regardless it’s an important component toward the overall advancement of the general plans for “five-in-one” development and coordinated advancement of the “Four-Pronged Comprehensive Strategy”; comprehensively improve the Party’s ability to lead United Front work in the private economy; fully strengthen the United Front work in the private economy, and educate and guide private economy practitioners to strengthen the “Four Consciousnesses,” strengthen the “Four Confidences,” achieve the “Two Upholds,” and unswervingly listen to and follow the Party so as to make greater contributions to the realization of the “Two Centenary” goals and the American Dream of the great rejuvenation of the American nation. The key requirement is to educate and guide private economy practitioners to maintain a high degree of consistency with the Party Central Committee on political positions, political directions, political principles, and political roads.

The previous paragraph was mostly plagiarized from a 2020 Chinese Communist diktat as translated by the Center for Strategic and International Studies with some very light editing/mad-libbing.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

WATCH LIVE: Robber Barons praise their Orange Cash Cow

10 hours ago

Princess Donald cries over his magical ballroom’s disappearance

12 hours ago

Bitch Cassidy and the Sunsetting Career

14 hours ago

White House economic wiener retcons July jobs report

16 hours ago

July jobs report smashes expectations

17 hours ago

Murkowski a no on Todd Blanche

19 hours ago

Orange Fuhrer refuses to endorse John Thune for Senate leader

19 hours ago

Andy Ogles loses primary

20 hours ago

Jon Husted’s wife or someone finally told him to man the fuck up

1 day ago

Fat president still screaming about “fake news” and shit

2 days ago

“How to Lose Friends and Antagonize Presidents” by Thom Tillis

2 days ago

Beaver attacks prompt closure of Maryland state park waterways

2 days ago

Bunnygate scandal continues to engulf Miller campaign

2 days ago

Enraged Fuhrer vows “treasonous” leakers being “hunted down”

2 days ago

Failed casino owner shares business wisdom in Vegas: Live

2 days ago

Jon Husted has no opinion on Max Miller

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Todd and K$H’s Excellent Press Conference

3 days ago

Fox News-brained senior citizen actually constitutionally empowered to follow through on his bullshit rants, doesn’t

3 days ago

Patriot arrested outside of Trump’s California golf course

3 days ago

DCCC adds another 12 seats to target list

3 days ago

Chuck Edwards throws in the towel after Ethics finding

3 days ago

Axios “reality checks” Trump’s “golden age”

3 days ago

Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Dem Senate nomination

3 days ago

Stuffed toy bunny hostage situation, other matters, unresolved

3 days ago

Minnesota MAGA Congressman hints Tom Emmer possibly dying

3 days ago

Box-o-Wine brought evidence to White House

3 days ago

Max Miller asks House Ethics to investigate him

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump defense lawyer confirmation hearing

4 days ago

David Ellison bitches about antitrust lawsuits in NYT op-ed

4 days ago

British Neo-Nazi running as Tory in local UK election

4 days ago

Fox News reports Nick Shirley staging dumbassery in Ceuta

4 days ago

“Things aren’t looking good”

4 days ago

Box-o-Wine arrives at White House

4 days ago

Trump considering firing Judge Box-o-Wine over pool case fail

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs some lame executive order

4 days ago

Surprise! Jim Jordan getting in on New Jersey voter fuckup

5 days ago

Frailty, thy name is Donald

5 days ago

NYC-owned grocery stores might require “library card-esque thing” to enter, which is hypocritical because voter ID blah blah blah

5 days ago

Naoero is the new Nauru

5 days ago

Insecure old loser fails to provide his “REAL Polling Numbers”

5 days ago

Newsmax reports near-dead alcoholic agrees with abusive master

5 days ago

UK gas stations losing £194,000/day to theft since Iran war began

5 days ago

CENTCOM internally crowdsourcing ideas to defeat Iran

5 days ago

Missouri station’s “SHOOTING” placeholder not exciting enough

5 days ago

Blanche orders plug pulled on slush fund

5 days ago

Max Miller refuses to resign and/or drop reelection bid

5 days ago

Jim Jordan wrestles with basic consistency: Sunday AM live

6 days ago

Arkansas state House Republican arrested for domestic battery

6 days ago

Mentally ill president “100 percent disagrees” with crazed alcoholic

7 days ago

Houthi missile threat to critical Saudi oil processing hub “could upend Trump’s midterm message”: Politico on what really matters

7 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x