“The confused and badly failing Democrat Party did nothing about Jeffrey Epstein while he was alive except befriend him, socialize with him, travel to his Island, and take his money! They knew everything there was to know about Epstein, but now, years after his death, they, out of nowhere, are seeming to show such love and heartfelt concern for his victims. Does anybody really believe that? Where were they during his very public trials, and for all of those years before his death? The answer is, ‘nowhere to be found,'” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday and lol, this is a doozy. “Befriend him” and “socialize with him” are already all-time greats from the fat bastard.

“The now dying (after the DOJ gave thousands of pages of documents in full compliance with a very comprehensive and exacting Subpoena from Congress!) Epstein case was only brought back to life by the Radical Left Democrats because they are doing so poorly, with the lowest poll numbers in the history of the Party (16 percent), while the Republicans are doing so well, among the highest approval numbers the Party has ever had! The Dems don’t care about the victims, as proven by the fact that they never did before,” Trump continued and this is almost certainly actually the first time he’s ever publicly mentioned the victims at all… Except in July maybe when he almost certainly falsely claimed that he had tossed Jeff out of Mar-a-Lago for poaching employees – at least one of whom, Virginia Roberts-Giuffre, was raped by Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Prince Andrew.

Trump then ended his meltdown with: “This is merely another Democrat HOAX, just like Russia, Russia, Russia, and all of the others, in order to deflect and distract from the great success of a Republican President, and the record setting failure of the previous Administration, and the Democrat Party. The Department of Justice has done its job, they have given everything requested of them. It’s time to end the Democrat Epstein Hoax, and give the Republicans credit for the great, even legendary, job that they are doing. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!” and if the DOJ gave everything requested of them then the public would have the pages mentioning Trump’s name.

Or at least the ones hundreds of FBI agents spent thousands of hours redacting it from.

As for his actual reaction to the jobs report, Trump then posted an anodyne “Jerome ‘Too Late’ Powell should have lowered rates long ago. As usual, he’s ‘Too Late!'” Maybe it’ll be another few hours before he fires EJ Antoni via Truth Social for putting up “fake, fraudulent numbers.”