Categories
Uncategorized

Kimmel monologue sums it up pretty nicely and succinctly

Said Jimmy Kimmel upon his return Tuesday: “This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this. I’ve had the opportunity to meet and spend time with comedians and talk show hosts from countries like Russia, countries in the Middle East who tell me they would get thrown in prison for making fun of those in power and worse than being thrown in prison. They know how lucky we are here. Our freedom to speak is what they admire most about this country. And that’s something I’m embarrassed to say I took for granted until they pulled my friend Stephen off the air and tried to coerce the affiliates who run our show in the cities that you live in to take my show off the air. That’s not legal, that’s not American.”

“That is un-American. And it’s so dangerous. I want you to think about this. Should the government be allowed to regulate which podcasts the cell phone companies and wifi providers are allowed to let you download to make sure they serve the public interest? You think that sounds crazy? Ten years ago, this sounded crazy. Brendan Carr, the chairman of the FCC, telling an American company, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, and that these companies can find ways to change conduct and take action on Kimmel or there’s going to be additional work for the FCC.”

Then there were the jokes:

“The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke,” Kimmel later said, getting serious about this shitshow again.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

WATCH LIVE: Pam Bondi sprinkles some facts into fictional stories

11 minutes ago

Jim Jordan to performatively wrestle health insurers

57 minutes ago

El Paso flight ban abruptly lifted

1 hour ago

Mike Johnson wastes valuable seconds of his life hyping suicidally stupid voter suppression bill John Thune won’t even take up

1 hour ago

Jack Smith lieutenant announces Congressional bid

1 hour ago

Orange Fuhrer considering quitting his own USMCA trade deal

2 hours ago

Fox News leaves out that K$H’s FBI arrested the wrong fucking guy

3 hours ago

Demented Donald’s approval rating sinks to 39 percent: NBC poll

3 hours ago

FAA closes El Paso-area airspace for 10 days because “security”

4 hours ago

Well since George Santos and Polymarket say it, it must be…

4 hours ago

DC grand jury no bills the “Seditious Six”

14 hours ago

Stonewall National Monument’s flag display de-homo-fied

16 hours ago

Don Lemon retains very recent ex-Minnesota federal prosecutor

17 hours ago

Orange Jesus forgets to count “settling” US-Denmark war

17 hours ago

ICE ziptied a 14 year-old US citizen girl during October raid

18 hours ago

SPOILER ALERT: Trump estimated 15 percent GDP growth

18 hours ago

Judge unseals Fulton County 2020 ballots search warrant

19 hours ago

“GetYummyCookies” selling special “FUCK TRUMP” cookies

20 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Reichsfrau sich an die Presse wenden JETZT!

21 hours ago

Former premier federal law enforcement agency provides update

21 hours ago

🚨 MAJOR GENERIC BALLOT CROSSTAB SHIFT ALERT! HUGE! 🚨

22 hours ago

Shovel proves effective at ending kangaroo’s savage assault

23 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Regime’s top stormtroopers testify to Congress

1 day ago

Madagascar junta chief rages after Eswatini hosts deposed leader

1 day ago

Trump appointee tosses DOJ bid to seize Michigan voter rolls

1 day ago

“We have to revise our expectations down significantly”

1 day ago

Orange God Emperor thanked Palm Beach police chief for Epstein arrest in 2006, told chief “everyone” knew about sex trafficking

1 day ago

British dinosaur con tougher on Epstein pals than US government

1 day ago

Regime lackey retcons Trump meltdown over US-Canada bridge

1 day ago

Fourth Estate org hits Trump prosector with Bar complaint

1 day ago

Kremlin pretty meh on Trump’s “economic overtures”

1 day ago

Let’s restore the confidence that we deliberately undermined

1 day ago

Greenhouse gases no longer threaten public health: Regime

1 day ago

Lake Erie cracks in half

2 days ago

Top political figure appears on popular news commentary program

2 days ago

Louisiana National Guardsman leaves rifle in New Orleans restroom

2 days ago

Gravely ill senior feuding with neighbors again, warns them the Chinese commies will take over and permanently ban ice hockey

2 days ago

Faith-based organization endorses earthly emissary of Satan

2 days ago

White House doesn’t deny Trump watched real halftime show

2 days ago

Minnesota GOP knew exactly what they were doing

2 days ago

Report: There are grown men who talk like this and get paid to do it

2 days ago

Women’s healthcare opponents exposed to differing health issue

2 days ago

Rubio denounces Hong Kong media tycoon’s 20 year sentence

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee in Armenia for some reason

2 days ago

Raskin first in line at DOJ HQ to view unredacted Epstein files

2 days ago

Capitol rioter pleads guilty to threatening Jeffries

2 days ago

Picasso-face 51 – Cornhole 40 in Texas Senate primary runoff

2 days ago

Fewer than 14 percent of ICE internees have violent crime records

2 days ago

When K$H’s alleged Mossad plant GF is the voice of reason…

2 days ago

Second top Starmer lieutenant in under 24 hours quits over Epstein

2 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x