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Swalwell referred to DOJ for lame “mortgage fraud” crime

Fannie Man Bill Pulte on Thursday sent another one of his stupid criminal referrals to the Justice Department for “mortgage fraud” allegedly committed by Dem California Congressman Eric Swalwell, Fox News reports on more of that “weaponization” that Jim Jordan used to hate.

But forget the hypocrisy or “goose for the gander” shit and let this suck on its own terms internally to the MAGA universe: They’re going after Swalwell because he’s a pain in the ass and mocks them constantly on TV. None of his constituents are going to think this is real and he’s extremely unlikely to get convicted – hell it’s even fair to question whether he’ll even be indicted for this nonsense.

The chances that this doesn’t end in butthurt and tears for all the fanboys are vanishingly slim, but that’s not even the worst part for them. It’s the opportunity cost of putting federal prosecutors and FBI agents into working backwards from the predetermined outcome on such a chickenshit case over whether he didn’t read a fucking mortgage application closely enough when how many millions did Nancy and Paul Pelosi make on insider trading scams? How many goddamned times did Trump bring that up and yet she’s still raking in the cash? How many more Democrats in the House are committing actual crimes like bribery and improper use of campaign funds and all sorts of other shit? There has to be several that are legitimately corrupt, maybe even more, but building those cases would take real work so let’s just go for the “easy” charges to harass Eric Swalwell, Adam Schiff, Letitia James, and Jim Comey because they make the “rule of law” libtards scream at the sky.

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