Fat Hitler sues JP Morgan Chase and Jamie Dimon for $5 billion

Convicted felon President Trump on Thursday actually followed through on his threat to sue JP Morgan Chase and CEO Jamie Dimon for refusing to go along with his commands to lower credit card rates to 10 percent, Fox Business News reports citing a complaint seeking $5 billion.

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