You always knew there had to be some reason that dog-murdering now-former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and her inveterate scumbag majordomo Corey Lewandowski – both married – plainly didn’t give a shit that everyone knew about their affair. On Kristi’s end at least.

Can’t speak for whichever poor woman still calls Lewandowski her husband but maybe she’s just doing her own thing and far more conventionally so than Byron Noem with his, um, predilections.

Trashy British rag the Daily Mail obtained multiple such photos and their reporting paints the larger picture of a lonely and deeply misunderstood individual who regularly interacts with whom the Mail writes are “three women from the ‘bimbofication’ scene – where porn performers transform themselves into real-life Barbie dolls by pumping colossal amounts of saline into their breasts.”

Notice how they didn’t say “face” because Byron’s kink is for unnatural enhancements to the body, not where his wife has had similarly blatantly obvious work done. Lots and lots and lots of it.

Anyway the Mail also raises that Bryon’s kink was a national security risk because someone could have blackmailed Kristi with these photos. Unraised is the distinct probability that someone in the government was already blackmailing her with these photos and now that she’s out there’s no more value left other than to dump them on these eager whelps and embarrass Byron and Kristi anyway.