Oh sorry, Mr Deputy Attorney General of the United States. How awful of us to be more concerned at the numerous mentions of the President in the parts of the files – concerning the most notorious sex trafficker of all time – that you did not redact rather than giving equal weight to those against, say, the Andrew formerly known as Prince. A British guy. Or Alan Dershowitz, who like you charged legal bills to your client. You’re so right, those guys should be scrutinized just as thoroughly.
Also, what the fuck is this guy saying about being open to hearing from the public about what they got wrong in their investigations now that some of the files are unsealed? He wants us to call the Justice Department and demand they launch a criminal investigation into Elon Musk?
Other live updates from another sad, freaking freezing Sunday morning follow:
All this hate’s not going to burn you up. It’s just keeping you warm.