Sheesh! Talk about embarrassing! New Orleans CBS 4WWL reports a Louisiana National Guard soldier left his fully automatic and loaded AR-15 service weapon, a merciless weapon of war capable of turning a human skull into a jelly-like pulp, leaning next to the sink after answering the call of nature in the restroom of the Lafitte Hotel on the French Quarter’s world-famous Bourbon Street.
Lucky for him he didn’t forget anything that important to preventing another deadly ISIS-inspired lone wolf domestic terrorist attack! Maybe he was distracted – hey you would be too if you unzipped and first thing you notice is some odd colorful spots that weren’t there last night before you visited the bordello! You’d think he’d get a second opinion from a medic before he rushed outside to hire a trumpeter to play “Taps” to honor the memory of the fallen “Pvt Parts”! And how about some sympathy for the fella who stepped into the men’s room and found the rifle sitting there? “Whoa, I just came to lick the floor in my underwear while Sepulchra hocks, spits on me, and whips my back with a frayed electric cord. I’m not paying extra for her to fire that thing a half-inch from my ear!”
Hey folks give it up for the Louisiana National Guard, who say they’re investigating the member and will deal with the matter internally. Maybe they’ll award a Purple Heart for his purple member!