Darlene Graham Nordone to serve out rest of brother's term

Per convicted felon President Trump’s wishes, Darlene Graham Nordone will serve as junior Senator from South Carolina until a replacement is elected in November and sworn in on January 3rd, Palmetto State Gov Henry McMaster announced on Monday. Nordone immediately swore fealty to Trump, making it unlikely he fucked up and accidentally put a decent human being in the seat.

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