Last Friday convicted felon President Trump was extremely pissed that Black Republican Senator Tim Scott had the balls to tweet his exception to the racist video depiction of Barack and Michelle Obama as apes, sources tell CNN. According to the “fake news” outlet, the fat bastard complained privately that Scott should’ve just called him instead of posting “Praying it was fake because it’s the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House. The President should remove it.”

Scott did not say what was the second most racist thing. Or third. Or how long the list of things that he recognized as racist were – it could and probably should be considerably long – but in any case a Trump minion said “The president felt he could’ve handled that matter privately. He was like, ‘We work together all the time. He didn’t need to comment publicly.'” It was pretty much Scott’s tweet that got Trump to remove the video that he claimed one of his servants had posted – and Scott did try to reach Trump first but was gatekept so he decided to tweet instead. Then Trump called him.

What was said is not clear, but CNN writes that grandpa “had even stronger words for Alabama Sen Katie Britt, one of the sources recalled, using expletives to denounce her and declaring that she was dead to him.” Probably called her the c-word too if we’re being honest with each other here.

The story says Laura Loomer handed Trump printouts of Scott and Britt’s tweets to get his attention and that’s how Team Orange as a whole decided that it was really Tim Scott’s fault that this whole shitshow blew up. Despite being false, does anyone see any real problem with that? Please blame a publicly loyal supplicant. By all means rage at him for being upset over gutter-level racist memes.