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Fat Hitler skips the part about already losing, contradicts Karoline

“I am opposed to the future boondoggle known as ‘Gateway,’ in New York/New Jersey, because it will cost many BILLIONS OF DOLLARS more than projected or anticipated, much like Gavin Newscum’s ‘Railroad’ to nowhere, which is many times over budget, with no end in sight, and could financially obliterate what is left, after Newscum, of the California Economy. It is a disaster!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, leaving out that the funds for the job – congressionally appropriated in 2021 and thus were unlawfully halted by him over some “DEI” horseshit – have already been unblocked by a federal court. So now he’s “opposed” in a vague political sense.

“Gateway will likewise be financially catastrophic for the region, unless hard work and proper planning is done, NOW, to avoid insurmountable future cost overruns. Please let this statement represent the fact that, under no circumstances, will the Federal Government be responsible for ANY COST OVERRUNS – NOT ONE DOLLAR! The Federal Government is willing to meet, however, to make sure that this does not happen!” the fat bastard continued salving his wounded ego, likely after somebody told him just now that they lost 11 days ago and the stay expired on Thursday.

“Also, the naming of PENN Station (I LOVE Pennsylvania, but it is a direct competitor to New York, and ‘eating New York’s lunch!’) to TRUMP STATION, was brought up by certain politicians and construction union heads, not me – IT IS JUST MORE FAKE NEWS! NO COST OVERRUNS!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!” Trump then wrote, directly contradicting Krazy Karoline, who said the renaming idea was “something the President floated in his conversation with Chuck Schumer,” in response to a question from a White House reporter more than a week ago.

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