Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s minions are hoping everything goes smoothly with Tony Gonzales in Tuesday’s primary – smooth as in they hope that far right gun freak Brandon Herrera defeats him and then he doesn’t resign his seat before next January because they’re seriously close to losing the majority with just a little more attrition, Politico reports.
“Should he lose the primary, which a lot of us expect, he’ll probably just serve out his term. People still deserve to have a congressman doing the constituent work, etc,” said Florida Congressman Mike Haridopolos, as though there’d be any incentive for Gonzales to remain as a lame duck. “I think the voters in Texas are going to speak pretty loudly. And I would guess that his days are numbered in Congress,” Haridopolos added, evidently hell-bent on alienating and pissing off his colleague.