Orange Corpse already kinda trying to disown his insane war

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— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 2, 2026

This sure feels awful close to the old “This never would’ve happened if…” song-and-dance, right?

Trump’s counterfactual-based argument needs a little work

Mike Johnson admits Trump subservient to Netanyahu

White House Iran war talking points leaked to Politico

Orange Corpse already kinda trying to disown his insane war

“Everybody watch Sean Hannity tonight at 9 PM”

Nancy Mace hit with House Ethics investigation

House Oversight quietly drops full videos of Clinton depos

Ryan Zinke to pursue graft and corruption opportunities elsewhere

One day, like a miracle – the “redness” will disappear

K$H fired agents assigned to anti-Iran unit

“Fortunately, we have President Hegseth”

Extremely awful-looking lesion appears on Trump’s neck

Russian pal of Ghislaine Maxwell found unalived in Moscow

Orange Warlord holds Medal of Honor ceremony: Live video

Texas firefighters save balloonists snagged on 900 ft cell tower

The “big wave is yet to come” in Iran: Trump

Honor our troops by not asking questions

Stocks tumble at open while oil is HOT HOT HOT!!!

Air Force moves US aircraft out of Moron Airbase in Spain

WATCH LIVE: Hegseth briefs media on all the Muslims that got exploded when they dropped a shit ton of fucking bombs on Iran

Arizona MAGA teen threatened to massacre Latino classmates

Fourth US service member KIA

Xaykham Khamsyvoravong launches primary bid against incumbent Dem Rhode Island Lt Governor Sabina Matos

Kuwaiti air defenses prove effective against American F-15s

House GOP hoping voters take care of Tony Gonzales

US embassy in Kuwait hit with Iranian missile

Look, it feels like Iran has killed thousands of Americans

Darwin awarded

Crude oil up 8.65 percent, Dow futures down 534 points on spike

“Sadly, there will likely be more before it ends”

Some of you may die, but it’s a risk Trump is willing to take

Three US troops KIA so far in region: Live update Sunday

Former Iranian President Mahmoud Amhadinejad killed in strike

Washington state AI’s “Spanish” option just English with an accent

IDF celebrates pew-peweing middle manager

Orange Ayatollah celebrates regular Ayatollah’s demise

Ayatollah confirmed dead: Israelis

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Israeli intel thinks Ayatollah dead

Presidential address canceled

Tulsi should probably delete this

“All I want is freedom for the people”

K$H greatly angered his Orange Messiah over Milan trip

WATCH LIVE: Demented old slob rants at Texas “energy” rally

Orange Baby freaks out at tech CEO’s refusal to supplicate to him

Islamabad claims 297 Taliban dead in so far in war

Fox News catches Energy Secretary drawing solar power

DHS announces plan to build gulags in flood-prone areas

Marketing wizard commands his thrall to rebrand their vaporware

Fat Hitler claims he’s “exonerated,” wants to “take over” Cuba, etc