Fat Hitler desperately claws for an exit ramp

“There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! After that, and the selection of a GREAT and ACCEPTABLE Leader(s), we, and many of our wonderful and very brave allies and partners, will work tirelessly to bring Iran back from the brink of destruction, making it economically bigger, better, and stronger than ever before. IRAN WILL HAVE A GREAT FUTURE. ‘MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA!)'” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, all but screaming for mercy and begging for some way to keep his egomaniacal strongman image intact.

Vestige of Harris 2024 makes use of iconic propaganda

Nintendo sues Trump regime over tariffs

Daryl Hannah, uncut (actually copied and pasted from the middle)

Don Jr boosts Paxton’s hail mary

Middle East evacuation “quietly” successful: Demented president

Dems now morally superior: Pew poll

“No, they’re not”: Trump to CNN on whether gas prices are higher

Fat Hitler desperately claws for an exit ramp

YES! US LOST 92,000 JOBS IN FEBRUARY! GO DEMOCRATS!

Russians providing Iranians with intel on US planes, ships: report

Morally weak men reassure pliant audience

Crude oil nears $90/barrel mark

Gonzales drops reelection bid hours after pic with aide surfaces

House GOP criminally refers Cassidy Hutchinson

The Truth is Out There… in the anodyne fucking stupidity and greed

Villager who put The Villages on map arrested where it all began

Free speech-hating Woko Haram Nazis investigating patriot

WATCH LIVE: Binge drinker yells at reporters some more

Rabbis rage at Shabbat transit opening for stranded Israelis

Republican voter arrested on child pornography charges in Ohio

“Corey Lewandowski is expected to leave with her”

Sort of lawyer-ish failure’s license under Florida Bar review

Louisiana hit with relatively massive earthquake

LIVE: Noem speaks from the bottom of the (figurative) gravel pit

Capitol rioter gets life in prison for post-release molestation

Kristi Noem fired, Markwayne Mullin to take over as DHS Secretary

Top MAGA shitposter Nick Sortor preemptively extremely butthurt

Report: President may have made false statement to Axios reporter

House GOP leadership asks Gonzales to drop out of runoff

Ken Paxton maneuvers to put John Cornhole in Trump’s vise

World’s richest man hopes someone else resurrects dinosaurs

Jaydee’s CBS town hall postponed indefinitely “due to the war”

Legal scholar Mike Johnson says marital infidelity isn’t illegal

WATCH LIVE: House Armed Services Committee hearing

President commands thrall to put “PASSION” into sating his whims

“The faction of the White House that would care about $80-90 oil was being silenced… There were louder voices winning”: Oil exec

Extremist Chinese dissident cult propagandists 🚨-level concerned

Noem really might be fired: Punchbowl News

Montana Senator Steve Daines drops reelection bid

Tony Gonzales admits affair

Utah Congressman Burgess Owens self-waives from GOP roster

Regime gives up prosecuting Biden and aides for “autopen”: NYT

Thanks for the Nobel, Maria!

House Oversight subpoenas Pam Bondi on Epstein investigation

Prethident Trump partithipates in thome roundtable: Live video

Spanish Foreign Minister says Karoline full of shit about cooperation

“Let’s just hope something doesn’t go really wrong”

Orange God Emperor brings the usual reality show bullshit again

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s War

Republican New Jersey official insists she’s “the victim here” after reporter asks why she threatened to call ICE on landscapers