FUCK YEAH! The Bureau of Labor Statistics reports that “total nonfarm payroll employment edged down by 92,000 in February, and the unemployment rate changed little at 4.4 percent, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Employment in health care decreased, reflecting strike activity. Employment in information and federal government continued to trend down.” WOOHOO!
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO AWESOME! IT HELPS DEMOCRATS GET MORE VOTES IN NOVEMBER IF IT CONTINUES! THIS IS SUCH GREAT NEWS THAT AMERICANS ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE THAT MEANS THEY’RE GOING TO TAKE IT OUT ON REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX! EVEN BETTER IS THAT ECONOMISTS HAD EXPECTED JUST 50,000 US JOB LOSSES!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, NO TIME FOR MAGA, CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS… OF AMERICA!!!
What? Why are you looking at this article like that? Was there a typo? Why can’t National Zero act the same way Republicans and right wing media did back in 2022 and 2023 every time there was a bad inflation or jobs report or when someone tweeted a pic of an $18 Big Mac extra value meal on the menu board at a rest stop McDonald’s on I-95 in Connecticut? The all caps victory dance above was just as subtle as their shit was back in those days. Stop being such weenie leftist libs about it.
And to be serious for a second, no. Nobody should ever want people to suffer if it’s politically advantageous for their team (“Leopards Ate My Face“-type situations are by and large anecdotal and individual, and thus are different). It was fucking ridiculous how over the top the fanboys got during the Biden years. Going even more over the top here simply to remind them how they looked.