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“RUMP” watch leaves cultist couple wanting

Remember that “Trump Watches” scam where fanboys could spend $640 to get an ultra-limited edition wristpiece, one of only 250? Rhode Island Trump fanboy Tim Petit tells WJAR a tale of the kind of quality control you’d expect from the convicted felon president’s brand: It’s missing the “T.”

“I thought it was really nice. It was beautiful, and I knew it would be something that” his wife Melanie (lol) would like, having bought the pink version of the orange man’s watch after hearing an ad with Donald on some bullshit AM talk radio station. “With the president’s voice… I was curious, so I went on the website,” he said. Petit opened up gettrumpwatches.com and promptly plunked down $640 for the “Pink Inauguration First Lady” model, which Melanie likes. Except for the missing “T.”

“I noticed it right away. The T is missing. It just says R-U-M-P,” she said. Now the Petits are questioning why a watch with such a glaring error was allowed to be shipped out, as if the fact that they were buying a fucking $640 Trump watch didn’t already make that self-evident. “How could they process this and go through something without checking their work?” Melanie said, answering her own goddamned question like every other idiot you see on that “LeopardsAteMyFace” subreddit.

“Very disappointed. I want it to be a special thing for her. And we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States,” Tim said, not realizing that it does in fact have ALL the integrity THIS president of the United States – and the respect he has for his fans.

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