WINNING: Stocks now more affordable!

President Trump is delivering on his promise to restore the American dream as stocks are now more affordable for so many! The Dow Jones Industrial Average on Friday dropped 793.47 points to 45,166, the Nasdaq down 459 points to 20,948, and the S&P 500 by 108 points to 6,368, per CNBC.

Tired old failure rambles through terrible speech: Watch live

Federal judge tosses Regime v Minnesota on in-state tuition

Jaydee thinks aliens are demons that take the form of aliens

WINNING: Stocks now more affordable!

Donald signs order to pay TSA agents

Sony Playstation 5 gets discounted negative $100

WATCH LIVE: Orange Bovine convenes only the most loyal farmers

Dems “drunk at the wheel in protecting taxpayer dollars from systemic fraud” said Minnesota Republican, months before DWI

Iranians hacked K$H’s boring old personal emails

Breitbart evidently outraged over TSA agents getting paid

Miriam Adelson school sued after six year-old molested by older girl

Consumer sentiment sucks again: University of Michigan survey

WATCH LIVE: Schlappdick’s fan-con, Day 2

Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick seriously facing expulsion

US officials say about a third of Iranian missiles destoyed

Pam Bondi slips in casual lie into larger falsehood to Fox viewers

Missouri MAGA Congressman pulls reelection filing paperwork

🚨 BREAKING: Savannah Guthrie returning to morning show 🚨

Orange Tyrant “just bored and wants to move on” from Iran war

Host of terrible podcast mocks Trump’s Iran strategy

Senate “voice-votes” funding most of DHS

Trump admits he could’ve just ordered TSA agents paid weeks ago

Jessica Tarlov conveniently benched for Trump call-in day

Orange Antichrist to add signature to all US currency

TACO man moves back hard deadline again

Government censors hideous, malformed skin appendage

Former Massachusetts cop shot by ex-coworker acquitted

Judge tosses Ketamine Brain v Twitter Ad Boycotters

CPAC incel fan-con Day 1: Watch Live

Cooper 49 – Whatley 41 in North Carolina: poll

Regime offering $3 million and asylum for info on Haitian gangs

WATCH LIVE: Decaying corpse holds cabinet meeting

IOC bans trans athletes from female sports

Kamala Harris packs schedule with fundraisers across South

Rising MAGA star all in on tweets boosting GOP midterm prospects

Rural Nevada county GOP chair vows to “fight, fight, fight 100 percent, very much like Trump” against Trump DOJ “witch hunt”

House Intel chair just can’t do a “Sir, thank you” yarn like the old man

MAGA Wisconsin man to face trial on water park jack off incident

Grandpa having a rough morning

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor addresses his supplicants

Fannie Man tries again on Letitia James criminal referrals

Mortgage rates hits 6.43 percent

Corey Lewandowski evidently declines firing from government

Seven Chinese dognapping victims escape butcher, journey home

White House turns down Ketamine Brain’s offer to pay TSA

Senate GOP still pretending on SAVE Act: Watch live

Regime “settles” with Mike Flynn

Jaydee’s Budapest Blast set for April 7-8th

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s Kampf

Fourth Musketeer’s skeleton possibly found in Netherlands