Birthright citizenship means the children of illegal aliens can vote to tax your children and seize their inheritance.
— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) April 1, 2026
Goddamn. To be there while Stephen got up off the couch and tried to rip the TV off the wall and, after about 35 seconds of furtive panting and squealing while struggling to pull from the mount, ordering a Secret Service agent to unload his pistol’s entire clip into it. And then the agent looking at him expressionless, saying nothing, and exiting the room to resume his patrol of the West Wing.
Which led Stephen to post this shit as though the six Republicans on the court were going to feel their phone notifications buzz and interrupt the ACLU counsel to announce that they’ve heard a compelling outside perspective on the matter and will be ruling in the government’s favor forthwith.
Stevie’s boss issued a similarly terse and defeated lament, posting “We are the only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow ‘Birthright’ Citizenship!” on a different social media platform.