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“For the record, the DOW was under 50,000”

Reacting to not ever having to see Pam Bondi’s stupid face again, House Judiciary Ranking Dem Jamie Raskin on Thursday issued a statement saying “Today President Trump has sacked Attorney General Pam Bondi, ending a tenure that will be remembered as a profound betrayal not only of the DOJ but of the American people the Department exists to serve,” in the standard Raskinian affect.

“For the record, the Dow was under 50,000,” Raskin then added in a non-standard dunk on the assclown and her insistence during last month’s hearing that sex trafficking didn’t matter because on that day the stock market index had crossed that line. The Dow’s currently at 46,390.

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