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Pam Bondi officially fired, Trump confirms

After a lot of reporting from different outlets this morning saying scumbag Attorney General Pam Bondi is still on the job but about to be officially fired, maybe, convicted felon President Trump could walk it back, you never know, Fox News now reports that she was indeed canned Wednesday night and is already back home in Florida. Later, the White House coorespondenepo hire Peter Doocy reported on air that Trump himself confirmed it to him and that Todd Blanche will take over for now.

Coming in hot with yet another solid get amid a week full of them – and yet still a trashy British rag with a website that makes RawStory’s look like a Kindle Paperwhite – the Daily Mail earlier reported that the final straw was Trump believing that Bondi had somehow tipped off California Congressman and Dem gubernatorial candidate Eric Swalwell on the investigation into him sexing up an alleged Chinese spy like how many goddamned years ago. It was definitely before a Chinese spy and massage parlor sex trafficker/pimp friend of Bob Kraft’s got her pic taken with Trump at Mar-a-Lago.

Anyway, the Mail reports Bondi “begged” to stay on long but the Orange God Emperor had made up his mind, and later affirming it on Truth Social, posting “Pam Bondi is a Great American Patriot and a loyal friend, who faithfully served as my Attorney General over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job overseeing a massive crackdown in Crime across our Country, with Murders plummeting to their lowest level since 1900. We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future, and our Deputy Attorney General, and a very talented and respected Legal Mind, Todd Blanche, will step in to serve as Acting Attorney General.” So she’s out out. Not out but with some bullshit “exit ramp” job like Noem. Out.

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