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Orange Fuhrer claims “No money will exchange hands in any way”

“The USA will get all Nuclear ‘Dust,’ created by our great B2 Bombers – No money will exchange hands in any way, shape, or form. This deal is in no way subject to Lebanon, either, but the USA will, separately, work with Lebanon, and deal with the Hezboolah situation in an appropriate manner.”

“Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are PROHIBITED from doing so by the USA. Enough is enough!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday morning, apparently but indirectly denying the earlier reporting from Axios that he and his minions are considering releasing $20 billion in impounded oil revenue to get the Iranians to give up their nuclear program.

Also lol at Israel being “PROHIBITED” from bombing Lebanon. Isn’t that “weak on Hezbollah”?

“Now that the Hormuz Strait situation is over, I received a call from NATO asking if we would need some help. I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY, UNLESS THEY JUST WANT TO LOAD UP THEIR SHIPS WITH OIL. They were useless when needed, a Paper Tiger!” the deeply sick old man then posted.

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