Despite convicted felon President Trump and binge-drinking date rapist Pete Hegseth’s meltdowns about ever-surging AI giant Anthropic’s lack of servility – particularly CEO Dario Amodei’s public image as not wanting to suck Trump’s balls like the other guys – CNN reports Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has invited Amodei to meet with her to try to play nice in light of reports that the next version of Claude, dubbed “Mythos,” has Amodei staring into space, eyes watery, cigarette hanging from the mouth as he quotes from one of the darker parts of the Bhagavad Gita to describe its potential.

Seriously this thing is allegedly a Godzilla and the hype just might be kind of real given that (A) Claude is not stupid. ChatGPT is fucking stupid and confidently so. Grok’s an arrogant dick, while Gemini has a solid toolset but it’s no genius either. Claude is very, very smart. (B) Anthropic is raking in like $12 billion a month from enterprise clients and might be worth a trillion. (C) The Trump Regime is insecure enough to try to “blacklist” them simply for refusing to put Claude behind the controls of a lethal drone, for which Anthro sued and has a strong case. Altogether this is why it’s on Trump’s cancer-stricken babysitter to sit down for an adult chat while the rest of the nutcases stay away. At the very least Susie can ask Amodei to put a good word in for her if/when Mythos goes full Roko.