The Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services, “Admiral” Dr Brian Christine, led a press conference last week on the hantavirus where he told the public there was little to no danger from the bug that struck passengers stuck on a cruise ship in the Atlantic last month.
Christine was right: Hantavirus is no COVID and barring a rapid and drastic mutation it simply isn’t anywhere near as transmissible as the upper respiratory bug that turned the world upside-down in 2020. Still, CNN’s KFile has some questions about Christine after having done some research into the Alabama-native urologist who specializes in penile implants and, you guessed it, is a far-right forced-birther freak who specializes in COVID vaccine and 2020 election conspiracy theories.
Christine also once hosted a YouTube show called “Erection Connection,” a professional YouTube series on erectile dysfunction for fellow urologists. So continuing on the topic of 2010s Leonardo DiCaprio memes, is calling the conspiracy shit the “you had my curiosity” part and the penile implant thing the “but now you have my attention” an accurate template for convicted felon President Trump’s thought process when he hired Christine last year? Yes, that question was rhetorical.