WATCH LIVE: Super-important Dem primary debate in NY-10

This is a heated intra-Dem primary that challenger Brad Lander is starting to maybe, hopefully regret launching a primary bid against incumbent Dan Goldman, the hard-ass former federal prosecutor that scares the absolute shit out of Republican witnesses at the House Oversight committee.

WATCH LIVE: Super-important Dem primary debate in NY-10

“You’re fucking crazy”

Regime to pull plug on $1.776 billion “weaponization” slush fund

Trump claims Netanyahu to stop ruining his shitty “peace talks”

“We have to put America first, and if you don’t love this country, get out”: MAGA Congresswoman on opposition to Trump’s Iran war

K$H’s girlfriend sues MS Now over use of anonymous sources

Iran pulls the plug on peace talks

US hits Iranian targets again

Newsmax reports voters are stupid, not paying attention to Dow

Orange Shitbag celebrates his bricking of functional government

MAGA Land worked by blatant right wing media payola once again

Crazy Nancy copes with Trump non-endorsement fairly poorly

Needy attention whore appoints himself as replacement act

Mediocre white man expresses appropriate level of confidence

Dan Sullivan announces Senate campaign in Alaska

Comey 8647 prosecutor quits case

Orange Diva gives up on Kennedy Center

Judge orders Kennedy Center’s name restored, venue reopened

Senator Anschluss thrilled by Mullin’s insanely stupid flight plan

Fat toddler lays out conditions in lieu of appropriate bribe from Iran

Students for Trump co-founder arrested for domestic abuse, again

Federal judge temporarily halts Trump’s $1.776 billion slush fund

Wizened elder shares Aesopian fable to self-soothe

Condition of four climbers who fell off Denali “unknown”

Next GOP reconciliation bill on verge of total collapse

John Solomon reports Todd Blanche a scared little pussy

Netanyahu just going to seize 70 percent of Gaza

Milli Vanilli cancel performance at Regime’s 250th celebration fair

WATCH LIVE: Scott Bessent fills in for Krazy Karoline

White House claims “tentative 60-day agreement” with Iran: CBS

Democrat appropriates Republican style for attack ad

“FanimeCon” breakout sesh’s sexy cosplayer “feet juice” sold well

Regime Treasury working out how to illegally mint $250 Trump bill

Rich McCormick thinks Iran interfering in midterms by not surrendering and allowing Trump to declare total victory

MAGAflation hits 3.3 percent in April, Q1 GDP revised down to +1.3

Rasmussen fucks up, finds Dems up 47 to 41 on generic ballot

Breitbart commits necrophilia on irony’s corpse

Trump neglected to visit with troops wounded in Iran war

Regime DOJ investigating EJ Carroll

But the buffalo isn’t even orange

Thune has “productive phone call” with Ken Paxton

Michigan summer camp to raze already denamed “Epstein Lodge”

New York Dems setting up for 2028 redistricting

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor holds retinue captive for hours

Indiana judge allows Joey Chestnut to leave state for NYC contest

Burger King to stamp regnal seal upon chicken nugget marque

“Toward the end of the summer, early fall…”

Tehran says Trump Regime memo offers withdrawal from Strait

Russian Duma allows central banks to set up own drone defenses

Ted Cruz, now and then