Angry with his best bud’s continued indiscriminate violence against the Lebanese people who just happen to live near Hezbollah targets and how that’s getting in the way of the “peace process” with Iran, Axios reports convicted felon President Trump screamed “You’re fucking crazy” at Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu on Monday after Tehran broke off the already not-so great peace talks.
“You’re fucking crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this,” Trump said to his closest pal, per sources.
Prior to Axios printing the report, Trump apparently tried to out get in front, posting “I had a conversation with Bibi Netanyahu, asking him not to go into a major raid of Beirut, Lebanon. He turned his Troops around. Thank you Bibi! I also had a conversation with Representatives of the Leaders of Hezbollah, and they agreed to stop shooting at Israel, and its soldiers. Likewise, Israel agreed to stop shooting at them. Let’s see how long that lasts — Hopefully it will be for ETERNITY!”