The World is on fire and spiraling out of control, we have no leadership, no one running the Country, we have a non-existent President in Donald Trump, and a completely absent Vice President, JD Vance, who is too busy shitposting on Twitter. No one is in charge and it’s not even clear who is more confused: Trump or Vance. Neither has any idea what is even going on. When Biden was President, Iran was in total check. They were starved for cash, fully contained, and desperate to make a deal to meet their basic day-to-day needs to keep their population from revolting.

Trump flooded them with Chinese weapons and, ever since, they’ve been exporting terror all over, and unraveling the Middle East. Under “President Biden,” we had NO WAR in the Middle East.

Instead, we had PEACE. Now, War is raging everywhere, and the two Incompetents running this Country are leading us to the brink of World War III. You wouldn’t trust Donald or Jaydee to run a lemonade stand, let alone lead the Free World. If Kamala Harris wins in 2028, we will have peace in the World again. If Vance gets 4 more years, the World goes up in smoke and Iran will win.

Thus concludes the portion of this article mad-libbing an October 1, 2024 statement from then-former President Trump that came shortly before the US military and IDF successfully blocked a wave of Iranian drones and missiles. On Sunday the IDF had to defend the country again from the kind of attack Trump said he would have prevented from happening. Nice going, Donnie.