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“President Donald Trump grew furious this week”

“President Donald Trump grew furious this week” CNN reported earlier on Thursday in an article that could have been about anything because the fat bastard is always furious about everything and stopped having fun a long time ago, even inside of his cloistered, adulating safe spaces.

Specifically however, this was growing “furious after ordering new strikes on Iran, believing that both Tehran and the media did not view the US military action as powerful enough,” which would be funny enough if it was Tehran alone, but the media is extra funny because its not like he shouldn’t have seen this coming. Of fucking course they wanted him to win in 2024 and then fail miserably like this when back in office because how the hell else were they going to keep people tuned in. An 84 year-old Joe Biden falling asleep during some White House ceremony honoring Joyce Carol Oates while the CIA secretly sabotaged Iran’s nuclear program sure as shit wasn’t going to drive clicks.

The stupid orange corpse only cared about the first part of that equation. Now he owns it.

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