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Regime plans lame duck “expunge” of Trump impeachments: WSJ

After years of noises about “expunging” convicted felon President Trump’s two impeachments but for whatever reasons never actually getting around to it – failures that reportedly contributed to Kevin McCarthy’s political demise in 2023, lol – his supplicants in the House will move forward on it as part of what the Wall Street Journal writes is “a broader effort to burnish his presidential legacy.”

Trump himself confirmed this to the Journal, telling reporters “It should be done because I did nothing wrong. It was a rigged deal – it was a whole rigged situation,” during a brief call, further confirmed by Jesus Dork Mike Johnson, who said “it makes a lot of sense the more the evidence comes out, the more we know they really were sham impeachments,” adding that the conversations about the resolution picked up about a month ago. “We were saying it at the time, now we know. And they make a very compelling case that it should be expunged from the record, because it was a hyperpartisan attack job,” Johnson continued, as though he gave up on impeaching Joe Biden in early 2024 because of his commitment to the decent, virtuous governance of a statesman.

Johnson gave up because he didn’t have the votes. For similar reasons, the Journal that any expungement “likely wouldn’t be considered until after the November election… Even then, it would be difficult to garner the votes needed to pass,” making this whole stupid gambit even stupider.

For one, because the only meaning of this is the symbolic collective sentiment of the House of Representatives judging the actions of a previous Congress, then there is literally nothing stopping a Dem majority in January from passing a “repungement” or whatever the hell you want to call it, which they will do before they get around to the third and possibly fourth impeachment.

Next, and possibly funnier: The Journal mentions that oily, car-stealing derelict Darrell Issa as having introed an expungement resolution in April. But he wasn’t the first Republican to have done so this term, as none other than now-former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene introduced one on January 15, 2025. Would bet a dozen donuts that Issa duplicated Greene’s pre-blackpilled effort with the specific intent of avoiding having her name attached to something she probably would no longer support if she hadn’t quit in disgust after less than a year working for the fat bastard.

The thought evidently on his mind, the Orange God Emperor himself moments ago posted – along with a screenshot of the above tweet by hateful little freak Mark Levin – “Jamie Raskin, a Loser in Life, who worked endlessly during my First Term to impeach me, and failed miserably, wasting the Country’s money, time, and effort, will guaranteed be trying to do it again, despite one of the most successful Presidencies in History. The last one that went after me on Impeachment was a pathetic soul, Al Green, who just lost his race in a landslide to an unknown candidate but, in my opinion, one that had more talent than Raskin. He spent time on the Unselect Committee of Political Hacks and Thugs, and was rebuffed on that, just as he has been rebuffed on Impeachment, and many other things. If Biden didn’t give him a pardon, he’d be in jail right now! Something should be done about people like this who do bad things, but always come up on the short end because of their illegal or unscrupulous behavior, and hurt our Country in the process. I agree with Mark Levin when he says to, EXPEL THE BUM. Congress can never be great with people like this, who suffer massively from Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), casting their vote of HATE! President DONALD J TRUMP.”

You can say the House passing an expungement is more realistic than them expelling Raskin.

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