A court in Oslo on Monday sentenced blonde scumbag Norwegian non-Prince Marius Borg Hoiby to four years in prison after finding him guilty on several accusations of rape and domestic violence toward various women, Reuters reports. Hoiby, 29, is the son of Norwegian Crown Princess Mette-Marit by a previous marriage and stepson to Crown Prince Haakon, heir to the Scandinavian country’s throne, a lineage that does not and never will include Hoiby himself. But for fairly obvious reasons, his crime is still a stain on the royal house, as are his mom’s connections to Jeffrey Epstein.
All while Mette-Marit has about a year to live unless she can receive a successful lung transplant.