“Sadly, if you import people from Third World Countries, you quickly become a Third World Country, and there’s not a thing you can do about it,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, as though he had not promised to actually do a thing about it – well actually lots of different things about it – pretty much every single day while on the 2024 campaign trail. That all that shit about Haitian refugees eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets, and so on was in fact his electoral mandate from millions upon millions of voters who could not bear such savagery any longer.
The expression of sad regret over his own failures followed an assertion of the purported reversal of an entirely different one in the Middle East. “Ships are starting to move, many loaded up with Oil, out of the Strait of Hormuz. They are going along the Southern ‘Highway,’ which is totally safe, secure, and pristine. There are other areas of travel, also!!!” Trump posted, evidently hinting that there’s some other, heretofore unknown, waterway through which oil shipments can transit.
Trump also shared an article from a site called “gcaptain.com” headlined “US Counts Far More Hormuz Ship Transits Than Commercial Tracking Data Shows,” which was simply a verbatim reprint of a June 5th Bloomberg story. So 10 days ago, when there was still fighting raging.