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“Man, he’s destroying families”: Trump fanboy with fiancee in gulag

It’s unlikely Texas Trump voter John Gannon would regret having supported the Orange God Emperor in 2024 if his wife were an American citizen. A white-haired 75 year-old Caucasian businessman who CBS News touts as owning “more than 1,000 billboards in the US as well as several establishments in Mexico, including a hotel and a restaurant,” is as firmly inside the MAGA demo as 29 year-old basement dwelling incels with opinions on AI anime porn image generators.

The racism, corruption, and malevolence were cool with Gannon until last month when ICE agents came and grabbed his 45 year-old fiancee, Yasmin Suarez Reyes, from Houston’s George Bush Intercontinental Airport as the couple were waiting to board a flight to go to a furniture trade show in Las Vegas. “After leaving the United room, eight officers, ICE agents swarmed Yasmin and detained her. (They) didn’t tell us why and wrestled her off into a car,” Gannon said in an interview with CBS.

“I voted for Trump,” Gannon said ashamedly in the interview, adding ICE is “picking up law-abiding citizens. They’re destroying families, jobs… Go after the criminals. We’re all for that. But leave the mom and pops and the kids alone. Man, he’s destroying families.” Gannon voted to destroy families.

Worth noting that Reyes is (A) not accused of any crime (B) is in the US legally and has been since 2023 (C) is a Venezuelan native but also a citizen of Spain, one of 40 countries that visa-free travel to the US is allowed, and (D) applied for asylum in January 2024. But, per the Trump Regime, Reyes had “lawfully entered the US and illegally overstayed her lawful admission which expired on January 19, 2024. Pending applications do NOT confer legal status. All of her claims will be heard by a Justice Department immigration judge, and she will receive full due process,” adding the Administration “is not going to ignore the rule of law.” Great trolling there. Five out of five stars.

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