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Strait closed until Orange Ayatollah agrees to demands: Iranians

From Iranian State Media on Saturday: “Mohammad Baqer Zolqadr, Secretary of the Supreme National Security Council, on Saturday, August 8, in a message congratulating the brave journalists and soldiers in the field of news, awareness and information, referring to the latest situation in the the region, announced: Until America corrects its behavior, the Strait of Hormuz will not open.”

“Behavior correction means: 1 – Never threaten Iran or insult the sanctities of this nation. 2 – End the war and aggression against Iran and its allies in Lebanon, Palestine, Yemen, and Iraq forever. 3 – Lift the naval blockade and withdraw its military forces (naval and air) from around Iran. 4 – Pay the damages of the two wars of aggression on Iran. 5 – Lift the cruel and illegal sanctions against the Iranian nation. 6 – Unconditionally release the frozen and stolen assets of the Iranian people.”

“These are the demands of the Iranian people who have been shouting for it relentlessly in the squares and streets for one hundred and sixty days.” The Secretary of the Supreme National Security Council emphasized: The Supreme National Security Council will never back down, whether in war or in negotiations,” the statement continued and lol the fat bastard is going to blow his stack.

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