After his usual boilerplate “complete and total endorsement” for political limp dick Republican Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan, convicted felon President Trump on Friday took extra exception to the Democrats exploiting the already low-profile non-entity’s even more generic name.

“Because of the trickery in the Voting, the Crooked, Radical Left Dumocrats have put up another man named ‘Dan Sullivan,’ and they did this to take Votes away from our Great Senator of the same name. Democrats are trying to ‘trick’ Alaskans, and treat Alaskan Voters with contempt. On Tuesday, August 18th, Alaskans, don’t be fooled. The Senator you want to vote for is: ‘SULLIVAN, DAN S, REGISTERED REPUBLICAN/INCUMBENT,'” the most notoriously dishonest and pernicious piece of shit in the history of American politics wrote, plainly enraged his own party couldn’t pull a similar maneuver in a crucial race that will prove pivotal if the Dems end up taking control of the chamber.

“‘SULLIVAN, DAN S’ has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election – HE WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!” Trump continued with emphasis. Last year he promised New Jersey and Virginia voters their energy bills would be cut in half if they elected MAGA candidates for governor and other statewide offices. That he had made a similar promise during his 2024 campaign, which didn’t really pan out, was not stopping him from just broadcasting his desperation for his squad to win. So yeah, it’s quite rich to see him deservedly freaking the fuck out over the other Dan Sullivan standing up.