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Netanyahu thirsty for Trump endorsement

Because leaders of dysfunctional states for their own individual reasons look up to the dysfunction of the United States as an ideal political operating mode and everyone just seems to accept that as normal, questions are of course being raised over when or if convicted felon President Trump will bless Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu with a “complete and total endorsement” to remain at the helm of the Middle East’s Only Democracy™ for another few years or get benched once again.

Per Axios, Netanyahu is actually desperate for his face to be showered in the Orange God Emperor’s golden glory, despite the whole lot of jack shit it did for now-former Hungarian tyrant Viktor Orban when he was similarly troubled in his bid to remain corruptly entrenched in power, even to the point where reportedly one of Benny’s minions had to lie to Trump for him during a meeting last month. All is not lost for “Bibi,” as extremely sketchy Axios senior correspondent Barak Ravid writes that even if it’s not looking like the diabolical war criminal’s coaltion will win outright October’s parlimentary vote, there’s a decent enough chance that the opposition will fail to form a government, buying Netanyahu a few more months as “caretaker” PM before another automatically-triggered national election.

And yet Ravid writes that, even given that cushion, “A former US official briefed on the situation claimed that Netanyahu’s weakness in polls has deterred Trump from getting involved,” lol.

In related news, Trump left disgraced domestic abuser Florida MAGA Congressman Cory Mills out of a round of Truth Social reendorsements of incumbents running in the Sunshine State’s primary next week, echoing a similar omission of disgraced now-former Texas Congressman Anthony Gonzales ahead of his second-place finish in the March first-round primary. Donald also snubbed fanatically loyal and disgraced carpetbagger former Congressmen Chris Collins and Madison Cawthorn in the the crowded Florida 19th primary to replace gubernatorial nominee Byron Donalds. The sexual degenerate octogenarian endorsed 33 year-old carpetbagger Catalina Lauf, who lost the 2022 Illinois 16th District election to Dem now-Congressman Bill Foster. Total mystery how Lauf might’ve won Trump over given the number of other certified/certifiable MAGA options he had in the district.

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