Anyway, November is going to be a bust.

We tried. But there’s only so much you can do.

America will learn the hard way about the threat of communism and Islam since it’s not being taken seriously.

There’s not much to really look forward to in our country if we are going to…

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) September 22, 2026

“…we are going to have an infestation of communism and Islam. Soon we will look like the UK. You’ll be surrounded by invaders and jihadists and you will be happy about it or be jailed for speaking truth about Islam. Coming to America soon,” continued Laura Doomer (tee-hee) after the cutoff.

Then other MAGA douchelord Nick Sortor replied:

In reality, November will be a bust because diesel is approaching $7/gal and mass deportations aren’t happening.

Playing nice with tens of millions of invaders is NOT what America voted for.

I don’t expect 2024 Trump voters to vote Dem. But I do anticipate many will stay home

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 22, 2026

Entertaining as their misery is, there’s hardly anyone on the normie lib side of the internet who wouldn’t rather be defending President Kamala Harris’s record amid $2.91/gallon gas and middling inflation, knowing that the Dems were probably about to take a serious beating in the midterms while Jim Jordan spends every goddamned day sending a new subpoena to the Federal Bureau of Prisons demanding to know why a DoorDash guy was again denied access to the special penal facility on a Naval base in Puerto Rico to deliver former President Trump his McDonald’s order.

That’s the difference here. They absolutely fucking suck at defending their guy and not only do they not even try to hide it, they actually realize the damage that he’s done. Worse for them, at this point in time you can’t even really tell if they’re being all that histrionic or overly dramatic about it. These two Nazi dipshits really could be calibrating their dread correctly and the GOP is in for defeat on a scale unseen in decades, leading to MAGAmerica’s worst political nightmares in 2029.