Noem files for divorce

Her career in politics and “public service” over, former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem on Tuesday decided there was no point in not even actually pretending and filed for divorce from her sick weirdo husband Byron, ABC News reports without speculating on how long it’ll take for Corey Lewandowski to dump her since being with her is no longer as much fun now that she’s “officially” single again.

Ken Paxton privately said Trump’s convention hurt his campaign

Eric Schmitt replaying the whole thing in his head again and again

“Christian father” guilty of murdering wife

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“I’ve done a shitty job as president”

Illegal voter touted by DOJ had registered as Republicans

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“The problem is that the fires are everywhere right now”

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Jim Jordan ages eight years but mentally forever frozen in 2018

Bongino replacement lasts just over a year at K$H’s FBI

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders not used to running actual campaign ads

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FBI hacked while K$H demotes agents over Katie Miller

“The week where it felt like the bottom started falling out in earnest”

Louisiana governor declares state of emergency on diesel prices

Michigan CEO fired over “Lake America” sweatshirt pic

Newly uncovered documents raise explosive questions over whether Adolf Hitler murdered his niece in 1931: CNN

Donald Trump RIPS Obama for hosting Xi Jinping at White House

Kansas Dem challenger leads Roger Marshall 50 – 48: poll

Supreme Court allows Trump to use DHS database for voters

Breitbart cites “report” in their very big if true story

CNN and MSNow blocked from White House event

Regime sent Nevada a list of 185 suspected illegal voters and…

MS Now, CNN’s White House credentials restored

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CNN, MS Now, Politico still banned from White House

The Ford’s Theater story is definitely true, judging by Trump’s posts

Fox couchman falsely claims Trump is “a business guy,” tells viewers to “get over” Chinese dictator’s red carpet treatment

Judge orders CNN, MS Now, Politico unbanned from White House

Trump denies wanting his name on a publicly-owned DC performance venue associated with assassinated president

Pro-tip: Add a thought bubble to use copyrighted photos for free

“Stop running fake and gay ads and instead mercilessly hammer Democrats on the wickedness”: Evangelical Blaze podcaster

Bruce Blakeman may not win New York gubernatorial race: poll

WOW! TEN red siren emojis?!? Must be a pretty big deal

Orange Conqueror posts detailed plan to fix Canada

Dems 53 – GOP 41 on national generic ballot: Marist/NPR/PBS poll

Team Orange wants to rename Ford’s Theater for Trump

WATCH LIVE: More UNfitness for office on the international stage

Republican Villager arrested in possible “glory hole” attempt

Miserable old sack of shit furious CNN reporter allowed into UN

Josh Turek 50 – Ashley Hinson 42 in Iowa Senate race: Marist poll

Orange Tyrant ended FBI bribery probe into Susan Collins

Thumb-shaped man says Biden key to GOP’s midterm messaging

German leaders to shut AfD access to national defense document

Utah Senator John Curtis calls for probe of Don Jr’s wedding

Terrible person really depressed and worried