I have over 20 democrat friends. All but one has confided that they will vote red this election. The reason? They want their 5k check!

VOTE RED! VOTE MAGA! GET YOUR 5K

— Daniel Sprader 🇺🇸 (@DanielSprarc) October 5, 2026

Remember Parler? Gab? GETTR? FreeTalk45? However many goddamned other right wing social media apps launched in response to late Trump 1.0-era social media “censorship,” of which only Truth Social lives more or less as long as its founder will? Remember when free speech was under attack by corporate America and only through those renegade platforms could you truly speak your mind about COVID vaccine dangers and Dominion Voting Systems and so on?

Shit, the was even a QAnon-themed one too, lol. It’s out of business now, but most of the rest still limp along with however many users still frequent them. Probably only a half-joke to speculate that they’re rife with child pornography and other digital contraband, that being their only use case these days. For political MAGA shitposters, well, the wolf owns the henhouse now. The biggest and best henhouse, so no reason for fanboys to have to keep slumming it in some piece of shit like “MeWe.”

The ketamine-addicted, sociopathic, antisocial wolf who saw the “problem” and decided to throw $40 billion at it so users could open up the app on their phone which, by design, defaults to the “For You” tab and puts that tweet by “Daniel Sprader” just as high and prominently as it is on this article.

Pretty cool seeing @NICKIMINAJ and @POTUS both pushing Americans to SHOW UP.

Midterms are coming. Check your registration. Know your deadline.

Lock it in.https://t.co/I2Yw61WSVB

If you sit this one out, the left wins by default. Don't let that happen. pic.twitter.com/6LKlQ68G1A

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) October 7, 2026

“Who is Daniel Sprader and why the hell should I care?” is the predictable and wrong question to be asking here. He’s not some up-and-coming MAGA influencer making waves on TWITTER (still refusing to dignify “X”), a podcaster, a Fox News contributor, or really anything other than some random asshole with a Twitter account. “Gunther Eagleman” follows him, along with 3,279 other users. Guess he aspires to be “Gunther,” a role model to all average Trump voters on the internet.

This isn’t about Daniel so much as why, when a great deal of his tweets get numbers like this…

A new report estimates that Trump’s mass deportation plan could cost the average U.S. taxpayer around $2,349?

— Daniel Sprader 🇺🇸 (@DanielSprarc) October 7, 2026

…that his October 4th tweet got 84,000+, 3,300+ replies, and 101 likes (and that’s about as ratioed as one can get), and just who or what made it the premier tweet to show to users who browse political content on Twitter on a Monday in October, amid the final stretch before the midterms.

More than 3,300 of whom proceeded to immediately mock Daniel in his replies. His phone must’ve fucking crashed from all the push notifications of libs mocking his pitifully limp claim.

HOLY COW!

Speaker Mike Johnson visited FOUR congressional districts across Pennsylvania today: Fitzpatrick (PA01), Mackenzie (PA07), Bresnahan (PA08), & Perry (PA10).

Speaker Johnson is working hard to keep our majority, so Republicans can continue to deliver for the American… pic.twitter.com/x6VQKkJhyR

— ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) October 7, 2026

The real question is how the manipulation of the “For You” feed is supposed to be the ace in the hole. Like if the whole point about spending years bitching about social media being biased toward the left was to take it over and bias it toward the right then shouldn’t the whole psychological manipulation thing come across as more, uh, manipulative and effective than this kind of bullshit from Daniel Sprader and his fellow MAGA ubermensch Scott Presler?

Is Elon just taking this year off? He bored with politics and just letting Twitter run itself while he plays video games and knocks up women in their 20s but refuses to pay alimony? Sure you could say that MAYBE his rigging is doing enough to stop the bottom from completely falling out but at the same time, the numbers kind of don’t lie about how well that stupid tweet about 20 Democrat friends and the $5,000 checks was received when it was shoved in the faces of people who didn’t ask for it.

Let’s see how the GOP’s other top election turnout engine is doing this afternoon: