A number of unnamed GOP operatives whined to Politico Playbook that convicted felon President Trump’s top two political lieutenants Chris LaCivita and James Blair heading to internationally-unrecognized Balkan hellhole Republika Srpska to “advise” them on how to write a six-figure check.
“We are out here fighting for our lives and these dudes are in some random ass country made up of too many consonants no one has ever heard of taking hundreds of thousands of dollars while telling all of us to chill out because they’ve got it. It’s legitimately shocking,” said one of the operatives, obviously more upset over the timing – and apparently the lack of vowels in the Russian-backed pseudo state’s – than the fact that those two assholes were taking foreign blood money.
“If this doesn’t show how checked out Republicans are, not sure what does. Doesn’t look like what you do when you’re about to win a ton of races in the US,” said another anon. A third, presumably via text given the stupid copy-pasted syntax: “Not a good look. I think Chris is doing what Chris has always done — and my guess is after 2 years on the campaign and 2 more in the WH James wanted a taste of $… and honestly I think it may piss DJT off,” with the person not acknowledging the whole reason Blair left his post as Trump Regime political director was to help the GOP win the midterms.
“Newsom just said ‘the Democrats need to focus on ending Trump’s presidency in 28 days’ while these two grifters are out of the country — and we wonder why the MAGA base may have an enthusiasm gap. We need a forensic audit of where the money went so the president has the information to hold people accountable,” said a non-anonymous alcoholic Steve Bannon.
Last year Srpska leader Milorad Dodic said he was calling in help from the Orange God Emperor after he was banned from running for another term by Bosnia’s supreme court, so it’s obvious Trump sent his top guys there to pick up a larger check from the vowel-hating Srpskians. Just now the fat bastard posted that they have his blessing, writing “Chris LaCivita and James Blair are outside consultants. They do not work for me, other than as outside consultants. They most likely have numerous clients, but for that, you would have to ask them. They are allowed to do work for others, just like all consultants in Washington, DC. I do not have any idea who else they work for but will, on reflection, ask them and, if there’s a conflict, I will terminate them, immediately!”
That’s about as creative as the old man gets in pretending to distance himself from the grift.