“[blah blah blah]…so you think democracy defenders would care about the collapse of democracy but just the opposite,” purulent boil of a man who perpetually looks like he just sat on a wet patio cushion Tucker Carlson says of vote tallying delays. “They’re telling you it’s all completely normal. It’s always been this way. If you disagree, you will be censored on social media, as we found out today. Twitter slapped a warning label on videos from this show because we reported verifiable facts from election officials about election screw-ups.” Note in the background is a tweet from Carlson claiming Democrats intended to illegally steal the election, which is a lie that likely triggered Twitter’s warning.
Now, something conservatives need to hear: YOU LOST. More people voted for Democrats in key races. Your “red tsunami” was drier than the straight gin martinis you guzzled Tuesday night. It doesn’t mean the election was stolen (which is incredibly entitled of you to think, like you deserved to win regardless of voters). It means you’ve got crappy ideas Americans don’t support. It means democracy works… so long as you’re not running it.