Kris Kobach wins Kansas Attorney General race

Former Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, vice chair of Trump’s failed moronic “election integrity commission” and who went 0 for 2 in his races for governor and the GOP Senate primary in 2018 and 2020, respectively, has been elected Attorney General, NBC News projects.

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Big Rotisserie subverts democracy

President declares the American people “angry” with “seriously unfunny” Jimmy Kimmel, stresses urgency for ABC to fire him

Maine Gov Janet Mills drops Senate campaign

Steve Scalise’s gas price narrative could use some work

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Fox News reports foreign disinformation campaigns bad for public

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Orange Sun Tzu says his Iran naval blockade better than bombing

Jim Jordan wrestles with being informed in real time that he just admitted Comey case is politically-motivated retribution

Luna, Hageman, and Biggs sink House GOP voting agenda

Supreme Court rules 6-3 for MAGA in racial redistricting case

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House Oversight says Bondi to testify next month

“The most powerful person to ever live”

Fuck your feelings statistical data that contradicts my feelings

No perp walk expected for Comey

Indiana Dem arrested for Don Jr style campaigning

Mental child evidently threatening mass shooting in Iran

South Korean court tacks seven years onto Yoon’s life bid

Whataboutism worked into official federal communications

Jonathan Ross back on the job in another state

Radical terrorist spews more hateful incitement to violence

“Reasonable recipient” cited in Comey indictment

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Orange Dumbass finally catches up on yesterday’s news

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Comey indicted over 8647 post

Zeldin trapped all too easily by AOC

Villages-area congressman announces retirement

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More mixed signals coming out of the Fuhrerbunker

Federal court filing just a better-spelled Truth Social post

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Top US official vows relentless war on global Kimmelism

South Korean court extends Melania Yoon’s prison bid to four years