Responding to a particularly insane lie by George Santos, in which he claimed to have been one of the producers of Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark – reportedly the greatest flop in Broadway history, losing $60 million for its investors during its run in 2011 – the actual former producers on Monday released a statement, saying “Of all the tribulations the producers of Spider Man had to endure, we are very pleased, proud and relieved to report working with George Santos was not one of them.”