Lesser commone peasants ofth thee performers ande squires guilde ofth The Medieval Times faire promotion ofth Buena Park, Californiashire hath revolted agayns the lordes ofth the troupe, rebelling for increathed wages and safther workinge condiciouns, harketh the Orange County Register.
Thee tempeste begun onth Sabbath Daye, whene the horsehands, tireth of scuppinge shite inth the stables un’eath thee keepe ofth thee faire rathied a wickede crye for economic justith, followede swiftely bye alle guildesmen and guildeswenches. Thee maine greivance lies souther thee Interstate 5 tradepathe in thee Kingdom of Disneylande, wereth performers benefite from toil at highere wage for lessere working houres. “We have knights who make $18.50 an hour, and they’re falling off of horses,” saeth guildewench and revolt leadere Erin Zapcic. “A similar performer at Disneyland makes $33 an hour for 15-minute shows with breaks in between,” addeth the faire wench.