Ronnie Meatballs going on Iowa, New Hampshire tour

Short little bastard Florida Gov Ron DeSantis will visit Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina on an allegedly non-presidential primary tour in the next few weeks, the New York Times reports.

LIVE UPDATES: Cohen faces cross-exam from Team Orange

Hunter Biden gun trial starts next month

They’re gonna say this was staged and they colluded and so on

Orcas attack, sink yacht in Strait of Gibraltar

Must be true if it’s from a verified Twitter user with a blue check

Feds ask appeals court to let them toss Steve Bannon in prison

“Pressure is building on the Biden administration” to help expose the “collusion” in Trump’s criminal trial: Washington Examiner

Modi reelection campaign sticking to the anti-Muslim basics

Fox News reports non-Turley legal experts have opinions on trial

Blinken arrives in Ukraine as Russia bombards northeast

Michael Cohen has entered the chat

Dersh: Manhattan jury biased “like a white jury in Mississippi”

GOP in disarray: Virginian Good targeted by Republican Super PAC

Biden to announce massive tariffs on Chinese-labor built EVs

No rockets red glare, but the bombs definitely bursted

UN staffer killed, another injured in attack on UN car near Rafah

Judge Box-o-Wine lectures disbarred convict on ethical practice

House Oversight to try to hold Garland in contempt on Thursday

LIVE UPDATES: The Fixer is in at Trump’s porn trial

Rudy’s boss says he’s pretty close to firing him outright

Newsmax champions statutory rapist’s support for Trump

Nearly a quarter of young voters blame Biden for Dobbs decision

Canadian wildfires flaring up again, smoke billows into Minnesota

NYPD senior officer maces self during Gaza protest

Inflation is still very real at Trump rallies

Top Russian defense, national security officials ousted traditionally

Republican Villager caught with crack cocaine in golf cart at Wawa

Lindsey seems extra hungover

Texas lobbyist says illegal immigrants stealing oil

Vance says Trump is innocent because he’s running for president

Wisconsin Supreme Court to rehear ballot drop box case

Stupid Trump social media manager gets name of typeface wrong

Oklahoma inmates’ premature termination of prison sentences actualizes community linguistics to optimal obstructive effect

Convicted felon leaving Trump campaign (but which one?)

WATCH LIVE: Orange Antichrist commands cult in New Jersey

Nancy Mace’s staff responds to her claims that they’re acting to undermine her, characterize her as paranoid, self-absorbed

Virginia Commonwealth University grads walk out on Youngkin

Nikki Haley on Trump’s running mate shortlist: Axios’s sources

Orange Defendant’s taxes really are under audit

Clarence Thomas complains everyone’s so mean in DC

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXII

Former 2016 Trump campaign staffer alleges the campaign hid multiple settlements for sexual harassment as “legal fees”

Manhattan trial wraps week with records testimony

Trump-appointed judge reinstates massive credit card fees

NOAA issues massive storm warning

Prosecutor seeks 40 years for Paul Pelosi attacker

Believe it or not, she’s talking about Biden

Freeman, Moss ask court to make Rudy shut the hell up

Trump advisor won’t be RNC delegate, cites “prior commitments”

Florida Republican files impeachment articles against Biden again